BREAKING NEWS JUST IN!
One of our illustrious editorial team (moronic friends) has been rushed to hospital under a blanket of deep deep unbearably hideous shame.
During a 'routine' operation laying carpets in a local area of known turmoil, he was laid seige by a rogue gang of stanley knives. Initial reports seemed to suggest that the outcome was bleak for our brother in (h)arms, but recent updates suggest that he is simply a moron who sliced his own finger.
We here at WOWAWOWI Towers would like to raise a one fingered salute to our fallen (from grace) comrade.
'Shine on you crazy diamond'
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